Turtles are crocodile candy; a crunchy shell with a soft, chewy center.
Tags: crocodile turtle eating extreme By: brideofvoldemort
She looks kinda slutty, so going in the manhole is probably the opposite of what she's used to.
Tags: woman manhole owned comedy funny By: wendywhiskey
Your 4th of July sucked by comparison.
Tags: firecrackers 4th july 3.2 million By: wendywhiskey
Probably the coolest claymation zombie movie you'll see all week.
Tags: chainsaw maid horror zombies animation By: letthemeatquiche
This is why I like to be wrapped in a cage of metal and airbags whenever I have to drive anywhere.
Tags: scooter truck crash accident extreme owned By: brideofvoldemort
This is why you shouldn't keep high explosives in your basement.
Tags: fire burning extreme building demolition By: brideofvoldemort
Drive-thru workers get revenge on some little punk.
Tags: drive thru owned funny By: wendywhiskey
A bit more challenging that going to kitchen and making me some pie, eh?
Tags: woman parking gate owned extreme comedy funny By: brideofvoldemort
The dog could easily swallow the kitty whole, but he still plays nice!
Tags: dog puppy kitten cat cute
Only those breakdancing lessons he took as a kid saved this guy from getting run over.
Tags: motorcycle fall crash wreck accident extreme By: brideofvoldemort
I'm not sure I want to get anywhere near a girl who keeps repeating that her dixie wrecked...
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Yeah, if it results in your death, I'd say you did something wrong.
Tags: paraglide accident fatality extreme By: brideofvoldemort
If you get punched in the face while playing with stuffed Hulk dolls in your mom's basement, you pretty much deserve it for failing at life.
Tags: kids fight punch hulk owned By: thisissparta
Skateboards are Darwin's greatest invention since lawn darts.
Tags: By: wendywhiskey
A drunk guy wasn't paying attention to sidewalk construction and got himself stuck in a hole.
Tags: drunk sidewalk owned funny comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Mario Kart will keep your bike skills l33t enough to outrun anything.
Tags: cops police arrest old man funny comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Watching a cat maul a rat while a child giggles and laughs in the background is honestly kinda creepy.
Tags: rat kid disturbing cat nature By: brideofvoldemort
This is a lot more fun when you're also ridiculously drunk.
Tags: runner owned extreme By: wendywhiskey
Ok seriously, Japan? You need to get a life.
Tags: japan bugs fighting scorpion lobster crayfish By: brideofvoldemort
Cute little dog loves to balance a ball on its nose.
Tags: dog trick cute funny By: wendywhiskey