I could've parked a Uhaul in there, and she can't even get her compact car in. Amazing.
Tags: women park car accident funny By: wendywhiskey
I think the Joker is closer than he believed.
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Most stores keep guns under the counter. Gun stores apparently keep German Shepherds under the counter.
Tags: gun store robbery dog By: brideofvoldemort
His bike fell to pieces, but amazingly his face seems to be intact.
Tags: bike faceplant crash stack By: wendywhiskey
When you end up snoring, you know you've really been knocked out.
Tags: knockout skater owned By: brideofvoldemort
It's okay girls, why don't you kiss and make up?
Tags: girls catfight violence extreme By: thisissparta
Way to be uncoordinated, dork.
Tags: kid school owned By: wendywhiskey
Take that you braces haters!
Tags: braces weird kid strange dork By: brideofvoldemort
I'm pretty sure the last line of that joke was completely unnecessary and uncalled for.
Tags: Comedy Central Bob Saget Gilbert Gottfried Mary-Kate By: wendywhiskey
Getting your ass beaten up by ducks has gotta be the most embarrassing thing ever.
Tags: duck seagull birds animals fight By: brideofvoldemort
I hope whatever he started the fight over was worth that.
Tags: kid fight beating owned By: thisissparta
It was as if millions of Apple fanboys cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Tags: apple iphone jackass explosion By: brideofvoldemort
Dude, it's a tank. How the hell do you get a tank stuck on anything?
Tags: tank iraq war stuck By: xbiohazardx
If at first you don't succeed in castrating yourself, try again!
Tags: jackass rollerblade owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
Actually, he probably just sprained it, since he was at least smart enough to try this stunt on sand instead of concrete.
Tags: flip beach sand head fail By: wendywhiskey
Pilot loses control and smashes his WWII plane into the ground.
Tags: plane crash deadly air show wwii By: brideofvoldemort
What secretly killed Kurt. The shotgun was just a cover-up.
Tags: kurt cobain shotgun security punch owned By: thisissparta
A hive of ants builds a nest in some dude's printer.
Tags: ants printer scanner bugs disgusting By: shroudofturing
This is sort of like when my cat meows at me for closing the door in his face, except it's a freakin elephant that can pop you like a berry.
Tags: elephant zoo attack extreme By: brideofvoldemort
How much would it suck to die under a pile of cigarettes?
Tags: car store accident owned By: brideofvoldemort