Running over a fat woman and breaking down the pound doors is going to cost you more than paying for the tow, genius.
Tags: jackass car crash impound tow owned By: brideofvoldemort
You can't really call it an Unidentified Flying Object if you know it's a skateboard and it's coming at your face.
Tags: skateboard owned jackass By: thisissparta
It's probably better to just get the casing in you instead of what it was originally holding.
Tags: brass guns military shooting owned By: brideofvoldemort
This is why you shouldn't let grandma out without supervision. She might crawl under a freakin' train.
Tags: grandma woman accident extreme By: wendywhiskey
He might as well have stayed home and jerked off thinking about girls in bikinis, 'cause he's definitely not gonna get any with moves like that.
Tags: beach backflip fail owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Have fun with that reconstructive jaw surgery.
Tags: rollerblader owned stack crash wreck By: brideofvoldemort
Grown men scream like little girls when a bat is on the lose.
Tags: bat store workers owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Wait, I thought all Mexicans wore silly wrestling costumes to fights?
Tags: mexico school kids fight owned By: thisissparta
You have to tenderize your meat before you eat it.
Tags: schoolgirl fight violence extreme owned By: thisissparta
There are much easier ways to kill yourself than trying to decapitate yourself with firecrackers.
Tags: jackass firecracker explosives owned By: brideofvoldemort
It takes special skills to shoot yourself in the hand... that's holding your gun. Now someone get this moron back on the short bus.
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What a surprise, another biker trying to show off owns himself.
Tags: wheelie motorcycle crash wreck owned By: brideofvoldemort
You know youre obsessed with halo when...
Tags: halo kid know youre obsessed when movies By: numanuma
In the entire history of the universe, has anyone ever towed a skateboarder behind a car and not fucked it up?
Tags: skateboarder stack car crash wreck By: brideofvoldemort
Maybe now that he's knocked some of his teeth out, he'll be lighter and able to lift more? I really don't know how that works.
Tags: knockout weight owned comedy By: brideofvoldemort
Tags: jackass gun shooting accident owned By: wendywhiskey
Props to the drunk rednecks who stood there cheering while the dude got run over again and again.
Tags: motocross accident owned extreme
This video brought tears of joy to my eyes.
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Pretty much the cutest letter opener ever!
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I can't blame him much, watching kids play soccer is almost as boring as watching adults play it.
Tags: drunk referee soccer owned sports By: brideofvoldemort