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	Tv Prank Gone Wrong  What the hell do you think is going to happen when you paint some guy's Mercedes? Tags: prank tv beating violence owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Truck Vs. Train Semis usually rule the road, but a train is gonna kick its ass no problem. Tags: train semi truck accident owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
	Olympic Weighlifter Dislocates Shoulder This is why I never lift anything heavier than a bag of cheetos. Tags: weightlifter olympics pain injury owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Ditzy Reporter Gets Balled See, this is why reporters shouldn't try and be "hip". Giant plastic balls will run you over from behind. Tags: reporter ball owned
	Coke Rocket Failure Getting killed by the old Mentos and Coke gag would be a pretty shitty way to go. Tags: rocket coke mentos owned By: brideofvoldemort
	How Not To Run From The Cops Impaling yourself on an iron fence will only keep you out of jail until the doctors stitch your sorry ass up. Tags: cops impale fence police owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Asian Man Gets Wang Stuck In Bench If you're desperate enough to fuck a park bench, you might have bigger problems than getting your dick stuck in it... Tags: asia funny penis comedy owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Employee Fights Off Bum Why would you ever risk a physical confrontation to protect the shitty store that pays you minimum wage. Tags: fight 7-11 bum drugs owned By: thisissparta
	Jackass Burns Balls Hopefully he can get his girlfriend to gargle them with aloe in her mouth. Yeah, good luck with that. Tags: jackass idiot balls burning owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Punk Kid Demolishes Younger Brother I think the Joker is closer than he believed. Tags: kid brother jackass owned
	Decisive Knockout When you end up snoring, you know you've really been knocked out. Tags: knockout skater owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Kid Trips And Falls Hard Way to be uncoordinated, dork. Tags: kid school owned By: wendywhiskey
	Kid Gets The Crap Beat Out Of Him I hope whatever he started the fight over was worth that. Tags: kid fight beating owned By: thisissparta
	Rollerblader Busts Balls Repeatedly If at first you don't succeed in castrating yourself, try again! Tags: jackass rollerblade owned extreme By: brideofvoldemort
	Kurt Cobain Punched Out By Security Guard What secretly killed Kurt. The shotgun was just a cover-up. Tags: kurt cobain shotgun security punch owned By: thisissparta
	Store Manager Nearly Crushed By Car How much would it suck to die under a pile of cigarettes? Tags: car store accident owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Exercise Ball Ownage What happens when you jump off a wall onto an exercise ball? Sheamus or whatever the hell this turd's name is is about to find out... Tags: jackass owned exercise ball By: brideofvoldemort
	Punk Demolishes Little Brother I think the Joker is closer than he believed. Tags: kid batman owned brother By: thisissparta
	Man Tries To Gamble With Marijuana Dude, if you're so broke that you have to gamble with your stash, you need a hobby that doesn't involve casinos. Tags: drugs marijuana gambling owned By: brideofvoldemort
	Shocking Formula 1 Race I guess his car had quite a static charge. Tags: formula 1 race mechanic electricity owned By: brideofvoldemort